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Today..!! I came home to fine husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peieng off the second-floor balcony!! My husband was giggling like a little grl!!

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On 12/17/2012 at 11:21am - kids - by Bonding_boys (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I avoided having to wash the dishe by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on after I made a mraculou recovery she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining and I feel a very real cold coming on. fat FML

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On 12/14/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by fuckmyassimcold (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyd, I turnd around and rantd about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explaind that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. mega FML

#20183504
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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

Today , I was playing with mah four year old cousin. He had a toy whale an said , ( Shark! ) I corrected him looool an told him it was a whale. He picked it up , threw it at mah face , an yelled , ( SHAAARK! ) FML

#20176364
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On 11/24/2012 at 8:59am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
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On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walkd in on mah son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

my best friend told me tat I wasn't invited to er wedding, saying tat I was too pretty and tat I would outsine er at te ceremony . I lauged and said tat se was bieng ridiculous . Se eventually confessed te real reason y I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitc . mega FML

#20152648
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On 11/07/2012 at 2:31am - misc - by no cake for me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , a woman on the train demanded I give up mah seat fir her , claiming it was fir people with disabilities. Tred from a long day at work , an seieng she had nothing wrong with her , I asked what her disability was. Apparently , obesity is one. FML

#20152323
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

Today , my hubby and I decidd to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town , so we drove to one that was 30 mins away. We decidd on our items , and went to the check out. Who would have guessd my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML

#20146867
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On 11/04/2012 at 4:55am - intimacy - by screwed - United States

Today, maintenance came looool to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near mah apartment. They changd it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of mah sanity flat-lining. FML

#20138046
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On 10/29/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by tcm123 - United States (Illinois)

it was my birthday!! My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way!! Last week it was our dog's birthday, which includd a party for all the nieghbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon!! FML

#20134676
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On 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm - animals - by birthday girl (woman) - Australia

Today.. . I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating . The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier.. . and how she managed to clear out a section of the office . FML

#20133872
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On 10/26/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... mah dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs withhite outlines r ( optional. ) I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for bieng ( that stupid. ) Thanks dad. FML

#20129645
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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States

Today, my young son and I wara in lina at Subway. I guass ha got borad and startad to insult tha taanaga grl bahind us. I triad to gat him to stop, but ha wouldn't listan. Evantually tha grl punchad him in tha faca and laft. As my son criad uncontrollably, avaryona alsa thara clappad. FML

#20129296
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On 10/23/2012 at 12:25am - kids - by Bratty son (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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