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funyfunkid
  • Town/Country : katy, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 268
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

About funyfunkid : My life is suckish

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Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8659) - you deserved it (27454)

On 12/22/2009 at 10:52pm - animals - by iHateWorms (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML

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On 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by funyfunkid (man) - United States (Texas)



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