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funtimez
  • Town/Country : north-eastern pa, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 575
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About funtimez : say what :o
hit me up on myspace yo :p
www.myspace.com/catnipman
and i'm pretty sure my skype name is marxtrv. wtf an american using skype?! i cant believe it either

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20956) - you deserved it (75639)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

#381498 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (119905) - you deserved it (15042)

On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (132264) - you deserved it (18844)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047 (1080)

I agree, your life sucks (414376) - you deserved it (248651)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (150882) - you deserved it (22725)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a letter saying I was no longer a student at my college and my current work is void since I had ignored and refused to pay my tuition bill. Over the past month I've been deleting these pesky emails saying 'FINAL WARNING regarding payment' thinking it was more spam. They weren't. FML

#312852 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (21459) - you deserved it (95256)

On 03/13/2009 at 10:57pm - money - by goddamnit (man) - United States (Virginia)



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