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Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by jentown11 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 2:31am - money - by AyDiosMio42 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She is my favorite sister who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. Not me. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by ohsugarxo (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML
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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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On 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Tom (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
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On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today , I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then uses his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars. The jackass wouldnt split it. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)
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