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by Mandy / 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm / United States / Health
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Avery / 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (California) / Geek
by cjd / 03/23/2012 at 10:23am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
by Anon / 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm / United States (New York) / Money
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
by bibi / 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
by bitchyhiccups / 03/19/2012 at 9:14am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/17/2012 at 11:53am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by belieber101 / 03/17/2012 at 8:45am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
by spermbankonlegs / 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Sica / 03/15/2012 at 3:28pm / France / Health
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
by StinkyandStupid / 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm / United States / Transportation
- Today, while working as an military paramedic at an air show I asked an old man to stop peeing in… Today, I misread an ID and sold alcohol to an underage operative from the department of alcohol and… Today I was in the movie theaters, my crush happened to be there. My crush turned around and looked…