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Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28430) - you deserved it (2555)

On 12/15/2010 at 10:07am - intimacy - by mom2010 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43367) - you deserved it (6090)

On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53178) - you deserved it (1967)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55854) - you deserved it (35611)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whatdoyoudo (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28930) - you deserved it (13821)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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