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Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35819) - you deserved it (3403)

On 12/15/2010 at 10:07am - intimacy - by mom2010 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64543) - you deserved it (3010)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (17964)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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