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About funneh1 : Hi there to whoever is stalking my profile. Yes that gal in the profile pic is me. I never wear makeup, only on special occasions (such as the other two photos). So there is me, without makeup. Now back to you, how's your day treating you so far? Hopefully well. Anyhoo, here is the top ten things about meself:
1. I love to read books, preferably romance books.
2. Spicy food is my fav.
3. My all time favorite sport is basketball, and baseball my second.
4. I do not like it when people judge other people. In fact, despise it.
5. Hot coral is my go to color.
6. I'm currently a college student aiming to be a Registered Nurse.
7. The farthest place I have ever been, by myself, was to Italy. (hoping to travel the world one day)
8. I love comedy/scary movies.
9. Omg. One more to go.
10. My family means more than the world to me. They are priceless.
Now that you read about me, let's hear about you. See ya :)
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
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Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
Friday 5 February 2016