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About funneh1 : Hi there to whoever is stalking my profile. How's your day treating you so far? Hopefully well. Anyhoo, here is the top ten things about meself:
1. I love to read books, preferably romance books.
2. Spicy food is my fav.
3. My all time favorite sport is basketball, and baseball my second.
4. I do not like it when people judge other people. In fact, despise it.
5. Hot coral is my go to color.
6. I'm currently a college student aiming to be a Registered Nurse.
7. The farthest place I have ever been, by myself, was to Italy. (hoping to travel the world one day)
8. I love comedy/scary movies.
9. Omg. One more to go.
10. My family means more than the world to me. They are priceless.
Now that you read about me, let's hear about you. See ya :)
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Friday 22 May 2015