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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 233
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About funneh1 : Hi there to whoever is stalking my profile. How's your day treating you so far? Hopefully well. Anyhoo, here is the top ten things about meself:

1. I love to read books, preferably romance books.
2. Spicy food is my fav.
3. My all time favorite sport is basketball, and baseball my second.
4. I do not like it when people judge other people. In fact, despise it.
5. Hot coral is my go to color.
6. I'm currently a college student aiming to be a Registered Nurse.
7. The farthest place I have ever been, by myself, was to Italy. (hoping to travel the world one day)
8. I love comedy/scary movies.
9. Omg. One more to go.
10. My family means more than the world to me. They are priceless.

Now that you read about me, let's hear about you. See ya :)

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funneh1's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31048) - you deserved it (4341)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML

#21263705
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30435) - you deserved it (18337)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

#20713183
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61153) - you deserved it (13853)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16249) - you deserved it (50612)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

#14112923
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39434) - you deserved it (15364)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML

#7584201
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23679) - you deserved it (2227)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - love - by nubbins (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

#333311
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38776) - you deserved it (64803)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

#242337
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64376) - you deserved it (19083)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States



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