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Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 5:27am - love - by SINGLE (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I woke up to my cell phone alarm buzzing. It wasn't time to wake up yet, so I snoozed it. It buzzed again, this time with "One New Voicemail." I had "snoozed" my nephew. Stationed in Iraq. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by ow (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Lost (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 1:59am - work - by OverweightTeen (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I went on an interview for a job that I had been wanting for months. I thought everything was going great. On my way out, my interviewer asked me to recycle something for him. I agreed. It was my resume. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 7:05pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from mobile version
Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by thatsjustlovely (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by ParanoidFreak (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
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