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Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 12:36am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML
by thanks, Nemo. / 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by yayme. / 07/11/2013 at 6:26pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by fucked up dad / 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 3:09pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 10:24am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML
by heartbroken / 07/10/2013 at 3:08pm / Australia / Love
by Anonymous / 07/10/2013 at 12:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by my honest father / 07/10/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by Paige / 07/10/2013 at 10:18am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
by RickTheBoy / 07/10/2013 at 8:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by kutekittykatz / 07/10/2013 at 4:58am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Animals
Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
by mike / 07/10/2013 at 3:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by cristy91 / 07/10/2013 at 12:01am / United States (Florida) / Love
- Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards,… Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He… Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room,…
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…