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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1245
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About fullalove : Apparently my life does indeed suck, according to the FML community.
Open minded, and not afraid to speak my opinions. Some may not agree with them, but hey, you can't win them all, can you?

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fullalove's favorite FMLs

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27793) - you deserved it (1641)

On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24804) - you deserved it (4047)

On 07/17/2015 at 1:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (4619)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, some asshat ran onto the road and tried and jump over my car as I drove by. He didn't make the jump. FML

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35818) - you deserved it (1984)

On 06/13/2015 at 8:42am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31502) - you deserved it (4871)

On 05/10/2015 at 4:40am - love - by gassygirlfriend - United States (Idaho)

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30031) - you deserved it (2626)

On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34935) - you deserved it (5548)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my husband sent me a link to an article titled "5 ways you are unknowingly destroying your husband and killing your marriage." FML

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31426) - you deserved it (10206)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49824) - you deserved it (8070)

On 11/04/2014 at 7:03am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (43715) - you deserved it (3817)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:28am - intimacy - by bye loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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