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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About fullalove : I am only here for a good laugh, everyone has their own opinions so don't get offended with anything I say.

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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

#21108537
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22819) - you deserved it (37059)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML

#21104869
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43654) - you deserved it (3059)

On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until after I'd hung up that I realized I'd given them their own phone number to call me back at. Not getting that job. FML

Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML

#21067356
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46302) - you deserved it (3697)

On 02/21/2014 at 4:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Lipetsk)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34893) - you deserved it (13678)

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