Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

fuggotmuggot

Offline (the 08/25/2014 at 4:52pm) | Search for a member

fuggotmuggot

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 September 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About fuggotmuggot : My life be like Ooh Aah.

fuggotmuggot's page activity

Visits<b>Infamous278</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 10:45pm<b>kramona</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 1:21pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 2:45am<b>gjikvtj</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 1:41am<b>PharmGirl14</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 7:25pm<b>gotaplanstan</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 3:22pm<b>Mynamewontfi</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 8:22am<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 1:33am<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 8:20pm<b>asi_nette</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 8:40pm<b>Jinsanity</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 4:27am<b>PCJJacket</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 3:31am<b>samiann</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 2:22am<b>DjMckay</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 7:13pm<b>coltonte3</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 7:07am<b>xTrepidation</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 5:55am<b>TEZZ</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 2:08am<b>jsgervais84</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 1:04am

fuggotmuggot's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of fuggotmuggot's badges

fuggotmuggot's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

#21238932
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44991) - you deserved it (7401)

On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

#21237898
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (9516)

On 08/15/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37407) - you deserved it (22933)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

#21235686
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21409) - you deserved it (35111)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

#21233355
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47804) - you deserved it (18853)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML

#21228738
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36376) - you deserved it (4504)

On 08/03/2014 at 8:19pm - money - by lovethyneighbour - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

#21227320
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42000) - you deserved it (3367)

On 08/02/2014 at 1:35am - love - by bertiebeth - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

#21227114
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43019) - you deserved it (7001)

On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my father why it isn't a good idea to shove a metal knife into the toaster when trying to get at a small piece of toast. This man is 45-years-old and has a PhD. FML

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

#21223464
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21351) - you deserved it (62118)

On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML

#21220481
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42604) - you deserved it (9871)

On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

#21220439
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45640) - you deserved it (3713)

On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML

Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML

#21219527
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50239) - you deserved it (4699)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by stupid older sister (woman) - United States (Illinois)



FML's blog

  • AD_e's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang ! It's Friday once more and time for us to go on a magical mystery tour around the brain of yet another illustrator. This week, things have happened around the world that were so depressing, I don't…

Monday 18 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: