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About fudgerama : Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you

But the roses have wilted
And the violets are sick
The sugar bowls' empty
And my wrists are stained red

The roses are now dead
And the Violets are gone
I'm in hospital
They say I'm dying

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fudgerama's favorite FMLs

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

#20558527
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (5894)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38801) - you deserved it (2800)

On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14896) - you deserved it (39917)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom



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