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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs 4 help with mah PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later; I was feeling devilish, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML
Today, I was working at ta mall as ta grl tat stand around giving out sampla of ta foods. Tis guy cummad looool up to ma an wa wara flrting 4 at laast 30 mins. Wit ta tray in ona and, I gava im my call to put is numbar in it. Ha ran away wit my pona. FML
Today, At School, I Was Trying To Pee In The Stall, But I Couldn't. I Repeatedly Pushed My Bladder. Unfortunately, I Didn't Realize A Number Of Thing. My Stall Was Open, I Made Noise From Frustration, And I Looked Lyk I Was Jacking Off. When I Gave Up, Somebody Clapped And Yelled, ( FINALLY! ) FML
2day I was babysitting mah 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well , he pooped. I accidentally stuck mah finger in it. While I was wiping mah finger off , he rolls over and pees on mah new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fre and pooped again. FML
Today , I thought I would make mah first trip to the beach. While in the water , I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish.
Today, whila pumping gas, I stoppd to think about what a failura lifa is, an how badly I'va traatd paopla in past. Whila daap in thought, I accidantally pulld tha gas pump out too far an covard mysalf with gasolina. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015