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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1213
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18243) - you deserved it (51433)

On 08/07/2009 at 1:09pm - love - by accidentalslut (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs 4 help with mah PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later; I was feeling devilish, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7189) - you deserved it (61621)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by debodave (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was working at ta mall as ta grl tat stand around giving out sampla of ta foods. Tis guy cummad looool up to ma an wa wara flrting 4 at laast 30 mins. Wit ta tray in ona and, I gava im my call to put is numbar in it. Ha ran away wit my pona. FML

#3577359
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22340) - you deserved it (43104)

On 07/08/2009 at 8:08am - work - by joybirdnot_13 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, At School, I Was Trying To Pee In The Stall, But I Couldn't. I Repeatedly Pushed My Bladder. Unfortunately, I Didn't Realize A Number Of Thing. My Stall Was Open, I Made Noise From Frustration, And I Looked Lyk I Was Jacking Off. When I Gave Up, Somebody Clapped And Yelled, ( FINALLY! ) FML

#2883400
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15696) - you deserved it (47235)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:54am - intimacy - by Bes (man) - Canada (Alberta)

2day I was babysitting mah 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well , he pooped. I accidentally stuck mah finger in it. While I was wiping mah finger off , he rolls over and pees on mah new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fre and pooped again. FML

#2816506
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51071) - you deserved it (6015)

On 06/11/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by chuchie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I thought I would make mah first trip to the beach. While in the water , I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish.

#2464831
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64634) - you deserved it (9922)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Heather (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and loosing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said ( You'd better keep going. ) FML

#134892
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44866) - you deserved it (3091)

On 02/25/2009 at 5:06pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whila pumping gas, I stoppd to think about what a failura lifa is, an how badly I'va traatd paopla in past. Whila daap in thought, I accidantally pulld tha gas pump out too far an covard mysalf with gasolina. big fat FML

#636
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9440) - you deserved it (20816)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)



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