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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 October 1993 (20 years)
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About fuckstepdads : You know what? Fuck this website. Everyone here is nasty and negative, thinks they're always right, they argue with people no matter what... people on this site are assholes. MLIA is awesome. It's so strange how the people on that site just seem so much nicer. Fuck all you people.

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Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58576) - you deserved it (28330)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50839) - you deserved it (20802)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)



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