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  • Town/Country : Australia
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 November 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1182
  • Number of comments : 9
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Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for 2 years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response: "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42046) - you deserved it (9943)

On 06/09/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by ohwell (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the girl I am in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she is even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I am such a special friend to her and she wants me to come up to meet her fiance before she gets married. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50934) - you deserved it (3793)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:28pm - love - by doomed (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67607) - you deserved it (15917)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob (I don't normally do it because I have a fear of getting squirt in the eye). Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bite the wrong spot and get lemon juice shot right into my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22095) - you deserved it (64841)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)