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Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (102518) - you deserved it (6589)

On 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by ILTali (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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246 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

#36168
74 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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