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  • Number of visits : 941
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML

by ILTali / 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

by loser / 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

by GD / 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

by fmlfmboyfriendah / 02/13/2009 at 9:37am / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

by klv8 / 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love