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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 966
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About fuckmebutdontfml : I'm a 19 year old mechanical engineering student who loves to have fun and I use my knowledge to get that fun if I need to (yes it's possible). I'm always considered one of the boys even when acting girly xD

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Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45471) - you deserved it (6078)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49368) - you deserved it (5792)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38453) - you deserved it (10231)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38453) - you deserved it (10231)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

#2295349
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16555) - you deserved it (59476)

On 05/25/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by silvercity09 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

#415809
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101486) - you deserved it (45822)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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