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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 883
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About fuckmebutdontfml : I'm a 19 year old mechanical engineering student who loves to have fun and I use my knowledge to get that fun if I need to (yes it's possible). I'm always considered one of the boys even when acting girly xD

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Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10152) - you deserved it (29606)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML

#19517929
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22125) - you deserved it (2428)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by beleria (woman) - United States

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20831) - you deserved it (2240)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20831) - you deserved it (2240)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20831) - you deserved it (2240)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML

#19509348
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20621) - you deserved it (3941)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20838) - you deserved it (3848)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8036) - you deserved it (63470)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
427 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41959) - you deserved it (3831)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21854) - you deserved it (4178)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

#19501133
111 comments

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On 04/20/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Katelyn - United States (California)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

#19496136
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37878) - you deserved it (5762)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

#19495947
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17501) - you deserved it (3342)

On 04/19/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by noooo!!! - United States



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