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About fuckingbiglife : Happiness is hard to get. But when you get it, you never loose it!
Engineering University stundent in Quebec.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
Friday 19 December 2014