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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 770
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About fuckercakes : •Cosplay
•Asexual
•Homestuck Trash
•Feminist
•Halo addict
•I dislike dogs and pedophiles
•Cats are great
•I don't care
•Go away
>insert bullshit inspirational message here<

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Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML

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