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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 826
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About fuckercakes : •Cosplay
•Homestuck Trash
•Halo addict
•I dislike dogs and pedophiles
•Cats are great
•I don't care
•Go away
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Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML


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