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About fuckelijahslife : I am a kid who makes mistakes, and is no where near perfect, hence the FML account, I live for family, smiles, kisses, and screamo, I am a mystery, figure me out.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I fractured my knuckle at the gym. My girlfriend offered to drive me to Urgent Care. As I threw my gym bag in the car, my keys flew out of the bag's pocket and hit her in the face. I spent the whole afternoon getting dirty looks from nurses because of my broken hand and her black eye. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014