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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 366
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About fuckelijahslife : I am a kid who makes mistakes, and is no where near perfect, hence the FML account, I live for family, smiles, kisses, and screamo, I am a mystery, figure me out.
-lijah.

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20103) - you deserved it (4261)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I fractured my knuckle at the gym. My girlfriend offered to drive me to Urgent Care. As I threw my gym bag in the car, my keys flew out of the bag's pocket and hit her in the face. I spent the whole afternoon getting dirty looks from nurses because of my broken hand and her black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58465) - you deserved it (4878)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)



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