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fthislyfe's favorite FMLs
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
by Shamed / 09/06/2011 at 4:06am / United Kingdom / Work
by Mattador / 09/06/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by anonomys / 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 12:38am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by haha / 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by abby181 / 09/03/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by faceless_sailor8 / 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm / United States / Love
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML
by Username / 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm / United States / Health
by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
by Trimacle / 08/24/2011 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML
by Kendal / 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Say Cheese / 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by rene / 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
- Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought… Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my… Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked…