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fthislyfe's favorite FMLs
Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 5:55am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Penkkis / 09/13/2011 at 2:11am / Finland (Lapland) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 1:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
by justhereforlaughs / 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by siikman313 / 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by aru9 / 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by OperaLover / 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML
by Mack / 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
by Stuck / 09/08/2011 at 6:00am / United States / Health
by me / 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 11:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
by ss / 09/06/2011 at 9:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, after working 6 days a week, making well over overtime and happy for a well rested day off,… Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high… Today, my cousin was using my iPad. He "accidentally dropped" it out the window 3 stories up. It's…
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, my 12-year-old daughter is a Nirvana fan, while my 20-year-old son is a Justin Bieber fan.…