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fruitloop1221
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 December 1990 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 30
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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38721) - you deserved it (10383)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that wont work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML

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On 04/10/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by emie0209 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37983) - you deserved it (5894)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)



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