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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 April 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 318
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Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49416) - you deserved it (7646)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by ifeelfat (woman) - United States

Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45822) - you deserved it (3951)

On 01/04/2014 at 2:21am - animals - by That Girl with the Amazon Parrot - United States

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (5753)

On 12/17/2012 at 11:21am - kids - by Bonding_boys (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31031) - you deserved it (3351)

On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)

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