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  • Town/Country : Soviet Russia
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I used a porta-potty. After I came out, my mom came out of one and said "I really wish I could wash my hands." I explained that I used the little soap bar that was on the side of the toilet in mine. She told me that was a urinal and the soap bar was a disinfectant bar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11220) - you deserved it (40755)

On 06/15/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by hockeyfanaticx87 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

#2900113 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (12588) - you deserved it (35816)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

#2791177 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (7062) - you deserved it (57714)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by feeldumb - United States (New York)

Today, I was teaching my Chinese students spoken English when they got into a heated argument. When I finally got their attention, I told them to continue the argument in English. They were arguing over my bra size. They are all female teenagers. They then asked me to show them my bra. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38940) - you deserved it (3954)

On 05/26/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Mojo_Jojo (woman) - China (Beijing)