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About fromstumbling : I've been a long time lurker of FML, and just recently decided to make an account.
I'm a pretty happy and somewhat competitive person. The majority of my time is spent studying/sleeping, but when I have free time, you can typically find me rock-climbing, reading non-fiction, watching Malayalam movies, or, of course, on FML.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Friday 18 April 2014