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fromstumbling
  • Town/Country : Vegas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 67
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About fromstumbling : I've been a long time lurker of FML, and just recently decided to make an account.

I'm a pretty happy and somewhat competitive person. The majority of my time is spent studying/sleeping, but when I have free time, you can typically find me rock-climbing, reading non-fiction, watching Malayalam movies, or, of course, on FML.

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Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40440) - you deserved it (4687)

On 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39775) - you deserved it (11622)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38776) - you deserved it (5067)

On 01/17/2014 at 6:28pm - health - by SqueakingRetard (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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