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  • Town/Country : Australia
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 January 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67523) - you deserved it (18004)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

#103083
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46034) - you deserved it (6710)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

#103083
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46034) - you deserved it (6710)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

#103083
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46034) - you deserved it (6710)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

#103083
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46034) - you deserved it (6710)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

#103083
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46034) - you deserved it (6710)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

#103083
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46034) - you deserved it (6710)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

#103083
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46034) - you deserved it (6710)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)



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