About frogletts : I spend most of my days on pc/ps3 gaming, otherwise I'm on FML or iFunny.
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Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML
by Annie / 08/24/2015 at 4:46am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by yooitscallo / 08/22/2015 at 3:30am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/17/2015 at 6:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML
by OhWhoCares / 08/17/2015 at 5:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/17/2015 at 4:33am / United States / Health
by MoxleyCrue / 08/17/2015 at 3:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by extremereviews / 08/16/2015 at 6:14pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
by fire starter / 08/16/2015 at 12:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my vehicle's transmission shifter moves freely without shifting gears. I'm stuck in park, in a parking lot, unable to even put it into neutral to push the vehicle out of the way of several parked cars. The old lady screaming at me just outside my door doesn't understand logic either. FML
by Tarlachia / 08/15/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 9:19am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took the lid off my slow cooker to serve up a casserole that had been 12 hours in the making. A cockroach took the opportunity to dive in. My husband and I are now eating toast, while the delicious smell of casserole taunts us from the trash. FML
by MsMedea / 08/11/2015 at 8:02am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm lying awake at 2 in the morning listening to the police helicopter circle my house yet again. I recently moved near quiet woodland to escape the traffic noise that disturbed my sleep. Quiet woodland where apparently the local criminals play midnight hide-and-seek with the police. FML
by melons / 08/10/2015 at 9:28pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was involved in a debate. Things got out of control, insults were hurled, and by the end friends were lost. The subject of the debate? Whether snot has enough calories in it to be nutritional. FML
by imma ture / 08/10/2015 at 1:04pm / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he… Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he… Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found…