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About frogletts : I spend most of my days on pc/ps3 gaming, otherwise I'm on FML or iFunny.

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frogletts's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

#21415900
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11435) - you deserved it (36646)

On 05/26/2015 at 2:54am - money - by stupid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to work on my attitude at work. People say I'm mean, so I tried to be nice all day. Apparently I'm now condescending. FML

#21415518
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20583) - you deserved it (2987)

On 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm - work - by Frustrated - United States

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

#21415477
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23707) - you deserved it (6514)

On 05/25/2015 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26133) - you deserved it (2066)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23870) - you deserved it (5051)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

#21414120
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26302) - you deserved it (1693)

On 05/22/2015 at 6:14pm - money - by Failure (woman) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

#21413953
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22353) - you deserved it (1853)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:02am - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26373) - you deserved it (3079)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

#21413424
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26091) - you deserved it (4583)

On 05/21/2015 at 6:48am - work - by pgmonster - United States (California)

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML

#21413067
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22727) - you deserved it (1701)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:47pm - work - by farf -

Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML

#21412007
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27854) - you deserved it (2291)

On 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32219) - you deserved it (7059)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I went to work at my job as a CNA at a long-term care facility. I'm also on a medication that has a side effect of confusion. I had 3 residents with Alzheimer's tell me to 'get my shit together.' FML

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

#21408444
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25066) - you deserved it (1987)

On 05/11/2015 at 3:39pm - health - by birchbeer - United States (California)

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

#21408243
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30509) - you deserved it (3013)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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