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by Venus / 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by cjgreer70 / 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/18/2014 at 1:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2014 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Pop / 01/14/2014 at 9:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML
by ShelterForTheHomless / 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ReallyMom / 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
by chapstick / 01/08/2014 at 10:23pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
by bear food / 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
by stillhurting / 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
by thanks.... / 01/03/2014 at 4:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/31/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 12/27/2013 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Lucie / 12/22/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
by [...] / 12/12/2013 at 9:28am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Kids
- Today, my sister told me to mind my own business when I freaked out about the used tampon she keeps… Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm… Today, I was climbing up a ladder to clean the gutters. As I was almost on the top step, my little…