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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 June 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2043
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML

#20048187
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28165) - you deserved it (6776)

On 08/29/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

#15176511
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15145) - you deserved it (31834)

On 03/02/2011 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
434 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in an attempt to get some guidance from my college advisor, I emailed her, saying I was contemplating going to another school because I felt so helpless about my GPA, and was sure I wouldn't get my major. I asked for advice on raising it. She gave me instructions on how to drop out. FML

#15077863
59 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by academicloser (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677
141 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

#15075987
160 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

#15075025
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On 02/22/2011 at 3:38am - love - by just great... -

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
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On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

#15070074
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On 02/21/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by EpicFailTime -

Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML

#15069321
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On 02/21/2011 at 8:21pm - money - by MBC - United States

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

#15068596
88 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by peedonme (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

#15067596
118 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by thissucks - United States (California)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
94 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

#15066276
73 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

#15066024
80 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)



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