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About frod0 : Just a girl who reads FML's. Feel free to message me :)

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Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamd "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at looool me. I just wantd to shave. mega FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39399) - you deserved it (3469)

On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I summond the courage to talk to mah friends about the money they owe me for mah photography services at there wedding. We had agred on a fair price, but now they're pissd, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it mah wedding gift to them. FML

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On 09/26/2013 at 5:31pm - money - by cheese (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I noticed tat my new colleague never laugs. Instead se says, ( LOL ). I ave to work wit er every day. FML

#20884887
95 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today, I found out mah extremely anti-war relative hate me because they think I servd in the Army, after hearing I was ( a vet ). I'm a veterinarian. FML

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On 09/10/2013 at 7:30pm - work - by the next james herriot (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, AS IF TO PROVE THAT THERE IS NO END TO THE UNSPEAKABLE STUPIDITY OF THE HUMAN RACE, A PATIENT WAS BROUGHT INTO MAH HOSPITAL, NEEDING A CELLPHONE REMOVED FROM HIS ANUS. FML

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On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, It's My Birtday. My Family Putted A Bouquet Of Balloons Outside My Room 4 Me To Find Wen I Woke Up. I Walked Out Of My Room, Saw Te Balloons, Screamed, And Fell Down Te Stairs. Big Fat FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 5:21am - misc - by really? - United States



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