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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML


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On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML


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On 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by caught - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML


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On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML


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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 9:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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