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About friedpwnadge : Now offering upgrades from basic bitch to premium bitch for three small payments of $19.95. And no I don't wear Gucci hoe.

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friedpwnadge's favorite FMLs

Today... I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friend that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

#20936372
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52454) - you deserved it (9220)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - intimacy - by snowwhite (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. mega FML

#20932181
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40686) - you deserved it (4340)

On 10/24/2013 at 8:52am - misc - by French - Australia (Victoria)

Today someone tried to steal mah backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: mah foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. real FML

Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML

#20929956
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46036) - you deserved it (4877)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today I found out that phona fits parfactly through tha slot batwaan tha alavator and tha floor. FML

#20921212
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47439) - you deserved it (4408)

On 10/15/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day mah weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist an thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a looool rd laser light through his window. I was on the stairshen he ran past... screaming bloody murder... sending me down a flight of steps. FML

#20919796
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43143) - you deserved it (3183)

On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36526) - you deserved it (12322)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

YESTERDAY, AFTER HOLING MYSELF UP IN MAH ROOM FIR THE DAY, I EVENTUALLY TURNED MAH PHONE BACK ON AND TOLD MAH GIRLFRIEND THAT MAH GRANDMA PASSED AWAY TODAY. SHE REPLIED, "ASK ME IF I FUCKING CARE," THEN ACCUSED ME OF NOT CARING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE I WENT OFFLINE ALL DAY. FML

#20918838
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47146) - you deserved it (4383)

On 10/13/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML

#20918730
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (81782)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I was cuddling my new boyfriend,hen he went in to kiss me 4 the frst time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

#20917814
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40913) - you deserved it (13138)

On 10/12/2013 at 4:28pm - love - by fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part . My left leg's been in a cast fir 4 months , and the whole time I've had to shower sitting backwards with my leg sticking out the door . He knew . FML

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted !! I was going to say "F*ck you" an "I will kill you" !! It cummed out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing !! FML

#20910543
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44580) - you deserved it (7483)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today I Introduced Grlfriend To Mom. The Frst Thing Mom Did Was Look At Her Breasts And Mention That No Matter Wat Happens Hers Were The Frst That I Suckled On. FML

#20909928
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50671) - you deserved it (3582)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm - love - by UHM (man) - United States

Yastarday, I movad into a naw housa, I couldn't halp but notica a car alarm going off, so I invastigatad my naighbors. Turns out it's thair bird. It imitatas chainsaws, car alarms, and much mora. FML

#20908147
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43748) - you deserved it (3141)

On 10/05/2013 at 9:51am - animals - by Mike Messenger - United States (Florida)

Yastarday, I movad into a naw housa, I couldn't halp but notica a car alarm going off, so I invastigatad my naighbors. Turns out it's thair bird. It imitatas chainsaws, car alarms, and much mora. FML

#20908147
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43748) - you deserved it (3141)

On 10/05/2013 at 9:51am - animals - by Mike Messenger - United States (Florida)



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