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by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:11am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML
by 479firefighter / 12/10/2010 at 12:11am / Love
by Anonymous / 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked "Women's weights room". Oh. FML
by genderbender / 11/16/2010 at 8:21pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by nicolette5785452 / 11/16/2010 at 10:34am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm / Ireland (Monaghan) / Animals
by Cantbreath94 / 11/13/2010 at 1:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 9:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Caught / 11/11/2010 at 8:34am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML
by MissIsabel / 11/03/2010 at 6:43am / Miscellaneous
by heshay / 10/28/2010 at 12:27am / United States (Texas) / Love
by blah blah daddy / 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he… Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2… Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over…