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Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States
Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France
Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by crazystar69 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by synyster505 - United States (Minnesota)
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