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freshprizzle1
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 January 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 961
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by whatzthehell (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML

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On 03/30/2009 at 12:13am - work - by beat10 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 9:02am - misc - by Janet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 6:11pm - work - by laurenmay (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, in the fitting room at Old Navy, a customer asked me if we sold Calvin Klein jeans. I replied "no ma'am, this isn't a department store, we only sell Old Navy jeans." She left, and complained to my manager, who informed me that "the customer is always right." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 7:18pm - work - by samantha (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, in the fitting room at Old Navy, a customer asked me if we sold Calvin Klein jeans. I replied "no ma'am, this isn't a department store, we only sell Old Navy jeans." She left, and complained to my manager, who informed me that "the customer is always right." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 7:18pm - work - by samantha (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had a performance evaluation meeting with my boss. He told me I was the best in my department, and that the productivity has never been higher before I started working here. Oh, and he said that because everything is working so well, they don't need me as much, so he's cutting my hours. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:05pm - work - by lolgarbl (man) - United States (California)

Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 12:30am - work - by Noname (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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