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frenzyXprime
  • Town/Country : kolkular, united states of A
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About frenzyXprime : WAT UP?????????????///// I WANNA NO!

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30444) - you deserved it (7342)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body in black spots with acrylic paint. I then went and stood outside in the snow, naked, so I could take pictures of it. Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML

#7197887 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (5165) - you deserved it (20286)

On 01/07/2010 at 11:36am - misc - by Boob (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (77179) - you deserved it (20171)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

#641571 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (44077) - you deserved it (5382)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong



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