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  • Town/Country : karachi, pakistan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 November 1980 (32 years)
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About frenxied : I must be addicted to smiling and laughing. I don't believe I've ever said to someone, "Please don't do or say anything funny, I'm just not in the mood for happiness right now!"

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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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