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Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm / United Kingdom (York) / Animals
Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2012 at 6:16pm / Canada / Work
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