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  • Town/Country : Us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 June 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 38
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39339) - you deserved it (3302)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML

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On 08/17/2012 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada



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