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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 February 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 480
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About freebird92 : Im a fun and outgoing person with a smile on her face all day every day. I'm a really nice girl and if I don't have nothing nice to say then I keep things to myself(:My momma always told me that when someone has nothing but mean stuff to say about you, then u should ignore that person and bless their lifes, but she also said, if they continue then there's nothing wrong with whooping some ass! Lol. (: and that's what I go by(: Not your average girl(: I love meeting new people, I'm independent, and live life 1 day at a time. I appreciate the little things in life and Im very grateful for those soldiers out there fighting for our freedom(: thank u!!

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1158646) - you deserved it (115981)

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