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Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7637) - you deserved it (38403)

On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML

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On 09/17/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - France

Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML



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