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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1251
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About frankq555 : My life is good but my love life suck

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Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML

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204 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by hellokitty133 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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294 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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213 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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125 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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188 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by BMike - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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218 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

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229 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

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116 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by wooowmom (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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342 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
176 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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229 comments

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