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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1635
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About frankq555 : My life is good but my love life suck

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Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today , I went to see a movie with mah grlfriend an a few others . Mid-way through , I noticed mah grlfriend giving a hand-job to mah best friend . I couldn't believe mah eyes , an I confronted them . He claimed he had been asleep , she claimed she was mopping up a spill , an I'm now single again . FML

#19788440
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49953) - you deserved it (3376)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

I proudly told my elitist dad tat I now ave a beautiful grlfriend. He didn't believe me... so I sowd im er Facebook. He demandd tat I stop seeing er... saying tat te duck-facing in er avatar was te allmark of ( a lower form of being ) wo would only ever same our family. fat FML

#19778453
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11664) - you deserved it (27812)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, niether of my parent fought for my custody . FML

#19763325
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51286) - you deserved it (3239)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look lyk a sparkling tomato. FML

#19755042
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19600) - you deserved it (4930)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

Today, I walkad in on my naw puppy paaing on tha carpat. Tha trainar had told ma to punish har whan sha's bad by shaking a matal can of pannias at har, sinca tha noisa scaras dogs. I shook it at har, and sha raspondad by having axplosiva diarrhaa all ovar tha carpat in fright. maga FML

#19578544
172 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got back to work at mah hospital after some sick leave. The first jackas to waste mah time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was cuz he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one an already I want to kill myself. FML

#19274332
163 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
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On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today... mah misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed mah air freshener and turned mah faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon... with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. real FML

#19066178
148 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India

Yesterday , I was making breakfast!! My microwave door was already open , but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button!! According to Einstein looool , I'm now insane!! FML

#18906599
184 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today... after bieng yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus... my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently... the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

#18452728
170 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , I went into hospital and was bieng treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here , I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well , at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
114 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

#18353086
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26270) - you deserved it (2077)

On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)



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