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Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87623) - you deserved it (6002)

On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66765) - you deserved it (14997)

On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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