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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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by CasperTheFriendlyGhost / 07/14/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML
by fractured_ / 08/05/2014 at 1:17am / Transportation
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