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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I was in a market in France, an went to ask the seller fir some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered an instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French fir potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked fir an "apple of shit". FML

Today , I Shut One Of My Breasts In My Car Door. FML

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182 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah roommata,ho has bipolar disordar an rafusas to taka his mads, triad to stab ma with a kitchan knifa bacausa I thraw out his moldy chaasa. FML

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113 comments

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On 01/17/2014 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY, MAH 7-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER MADE A NEW GAME: HITTING ME IN THE GROIN WHEN I'M NOT EXPECTING IT !! SHE HUNTS ME IN THE HOUSE, HIDES AROUND CORNERS, AND BEHIND FURNITURE TO AMBUSH ME !! SHE'LL EVEN DO IT IF SHE CATCHE ME NAPPING !! I'M A GROWN MAN LIVING IN FEAR OF A LITTLE GIRL !! MEGA FML

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327 comments

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On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

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122 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

TODAY, MAH SON VISITED FIR THE FRST TIME IN THREE YEARS, ASKING TO STAY AHILE. IT TURNS OUT HE INSULTED SOMEONE ONLINE AND GAVE HIS ADDRESS IN CASE THEY WANTED TO FIGHT HIM. THEY ACCEPTED THE OFFER, AND SO MAH SON'S IMAGINARY MUAY THAI SKILLS WENT AWOL, ALONG WITH HIS TESTICLES. REAL FML

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On 06/14/2013 at 6:12pm - kids - by I fathered a pussy. (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah cat laarnd how to opan doors. Evar sinca than sha's baan running up to mah room, opaning mah door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

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92 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to, used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after looool getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

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On 06/26/2012 at 5:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of partying an heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

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On 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Castilla y Leon)

Today , I Lerenedhy The Phrase "seafood Taco Salad" Terrifies Everyone In The School's Cafeteria . What Happend To Me After Eating It Made Saw III Look Lyk A Disney Movie . Mega FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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170 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when u kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. real FML

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177 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I lookd out mah window to see the sunset, but instead I see mah neighbor dancing with strobe lights on an music blasting. He was by himself an had absolutely nothing on. mega FML

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189 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)



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