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foxxxy_
  • Town/Country : Colorado , United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 September 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About foxxxy_ : I have a pretty awesome life...but then I have those days when some crazy shit happens that makes me wanna say FML

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Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (20485) - you deserved it (1308)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called out "personal" from work because I had to study for a major test that is taking place tomorrow. An hour later my manager called to fire me for "not taking work seriously", then I got an email that the test is being postponed. FML

#9081511 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (15630) - you deserved it (2457)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:13pm - work - by Laurendorcus - Sent from mobile version

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

#9077477 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (11861) - you deserved it (5345)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

#9068483 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (7688) - you deserved it (12802)

On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

#9048258 (309)

I agree, your life sucks (16013) - you deserved it (7175)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

#9043553 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (7072) - you deserved it (17566)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:17am - love - by sXeQueen (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

#9037500 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (18464) - you deserved it (2435)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

#9030368 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (17794) - you deserved it (1686)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

#8991320 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (6343) - you deserved it (32613)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

#8980708 (278)

I agree, your life sucks (20744) - you deserved it (4985)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (19665) - you deserved it (22966)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)



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