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i dont like girls who flop their boobies out, nor guys shirtless. im pansexual,(attraction for anyone regardless of gender/sexuality)i was born feb 8th, im a cut n dry aquarius. my best friend an soulmate is my dog toast. i was in an abusive relationship for 3 years, my hair colour changes frequently, i like bubble wrap, duct tape, and the smell of white out.
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im 17, love meetin new people, i love the idea of sports but i dont play any. i want to travel everywhere and anywhere. message me!
my kik is misszienna thesweet
i love singing, being outside, writing poetry n cinema. pro-life. fav bands are sws, botdf, ptv, bvb, tokio hotel, and country/80s hairband singers.
im training to be a CNA n an RN, n also a pharmacy assistant
you dont have to like me but you do have to respect me
star wars, star trek, n lord of the rings. big bang theory n doctor who. pretty lil liars, lost. FIREFLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN MORE AIR TIME

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