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About foxwasalamb : i am merely broken, forever isnt long enough
also half centaur. vegan
im pansexual, i love my boyfriend, and i have two wonderful boys💘
my dog toast, my dog little bit, and my ball python ariadne💋
pierced, soon to have tats
i dont wanna see your abs or tits. thanks
professional air guitarist, and according to this site, were all professionals when giving advice. ill add it to my resumè.
i have a kik and snapchat, you probably dont need it as i doubt well ever talk, but on the occasion we become close/youre persistent, i suppose ill give it out.

congrats, you made it to the end. cheers

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.


You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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