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About foxwasalamb : 5/15/15
was in an abusive relationship for 3 years. prob why im so adamant on people learning the signs of abuse an how to have a healthy relationship. am passionate about animals and nature. half centaur. vegan
im pansexual, i love my boyfriend, and i have two wonderful boys💘
my dog toast, my dog little bit, and my ball python ariadne, and my holland lop bunny truffles💋
pierced(25) and inked(7)
i dont wanna see your abs or tits. thanks
im going to jamaica in may! im so excited
professional air guitarist, and according to this site, were all professionals when giving advice. ill add it to my resumè.
i have a kik and snapchat, you probably dont need it as i doubt well ever talk, but on the occasion we become close/youre persistent, i suppose ill give it out.

im traveling to jamaica

i prob looked at ur profile bc ur attractive. sue me

congrats, you made it to the end. cheers

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