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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 March 1994 (21 years)
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today I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two month cuz she startd smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she startd smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML

#5076541
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41654) - you deserved it (7130)

On 09/06/2009 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on mah boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticd something crunchy in mah mouth. Turns out, he went digging 4 treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in mah mouth. FML

#5074855
130 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Porkchop05 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was cutting te grass wen I saw a man staring at me from my neigbor's garage. Tis went on 4 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'ello'. Tere was no response, an I was creeped out, so I called my neigbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

#5073384
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10956) - you deserved it (32356)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today mah 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth hich she was going put under her pillow for the toothfary . My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out' . And now everytime she does number 2 she makes me dig for her lost tooth . FML

#5072943
130 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by shoelace18 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. mega FML

#5072563
89 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 12:03am - health - by DrunkenValor (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Taday I was at mah boyfriends house, meeting his family 4 the first time!! We were all standing in the kitchenhen suddenly a smallhite and brown mouse ran by!! As a natural instinct, I stompd on it!! Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier!! FML

#5068921
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17667) - you deserved it (47552)

On 09/05/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by JustMyLuck (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away hair products, thinking she switchd them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of clothes an burn them on lawnhile I was at work. FML

#5066785
140 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away hair products, thinking she switchd them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of clothes an burn them on lawnhile I was at work. FML

#5066785
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38745) - you deserved it (8066)

On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today I worked ma frst day at a nursery. At nap time I spent about an our trying to get all te kids to calm down an go to sleep. I'd finally got te last one to drop off wen ma pone rang. Loudly. FML

#5066091
61 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 7:02pm - misc - by bubbles (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today... my brother cummed out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower... it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth 4 the last two weeks. FML

#5060700
80 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by uglychick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around an I always jokingly say ( You're adopted, nobody loves you ) to everybody. His reply, ( That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted. ) He really was. FML

#5052603
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9155) - you deserved it (68978)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:23am - love - by tryfailtryget11 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see mah crush who had watched looked shocked. Then said "You know he can't swim right?" FML

#5044657
169 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by babydoll13211 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate ithen that happens?" And he walked away. FML

#5041996
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40050) - you deserved it (5077)

On 09/04/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by bubblezzz123 - United States (New York)

Today, a customar cummad in who only spoka Spanish. I spaak Spanish rathar wall so I halpad tha customar. Sha andad up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got writtan up bacausa not spaaking English apparantly "has tha potantial ba offansiva to othar customars if thay ara not abla to undarstand you". FML

#5033562
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53341) - you deserved it (3051)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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